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colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

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ladyjennjenn:

romanovaas:

Unlike you Mulder, I would like to have a life.

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alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

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bettydays:

he-is-lightning-in-a-bottle:

"I’ve built most of the furniture in my house. I want to get to the point where I’ve built everything. I built my couches; I built my table and chairs; I built my bed and all my bedroom furniture. There’s a couple of things on my deck that I didn’t make. Eventually I’ll get there. But I also built the house, so, you know, hey!"
~Misha Collins [x]

(photos of home interior are screencaps from Misha’s Bing commercial)

The perfection of this man makes me wanna just become a puddle of jello because I can’t handle it anymore.

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dolorimeter:

woody allen, the irredeemable creep whose obvious misogyny was misinterpreted as creative genius by the college-boy mentality. 

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drxcos:

i hate when people r like “do you like them? oooh you’re blushing you do!!!” like, no you cold corndog im fucking blushing bc you’re embarrassing me and making me uncomfortable

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nonbinaryteddy:

every year the marauders probably sat in the same spot on the hogwarts express, from when they were little bitty eleven-year-olds to the last time they rode away from the place where they found home and family, practicing silly spells and trading chocolate frog cards and planning the year’s pranks or the summer’s gatherings 

and when remus rode to hogwarts to teach, he probably sat in that same spot and thought that the silence was louder than four teenage boys ever were. 

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officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it

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frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

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myvegansensesaretingling:

ourtimeorg:

Russell Brand is on point.

As usual.

myvegansensesaretingling:

ourtimeorg:

Russell Brand is on point.

As usual.

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the-fandoms-are-merry:

this is the BEST side pairing out of the entire show. we look back on Mickey and feel bad for him because the Doctor swept Rose off her feet and into time and space, leaving him in the dust. we look back on Martha and feel a bit sad because the Doctor broke her heart and proud that she moved on like the bamf! she is.

but we never knew if they ended up happy until this scene. they’re getting shot at and they’re teasing each other and they’re just so in love with each other

Mickey might not have been Rose’s Doctor, but Rose was never his Martha. Martha couldn’t be Rose, but the Doctor couldn’t be Mickey either.

they’re perfect for each other and they are so great together. ten bucks says Jack had something to do with hooking them up.

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neon-vagina:

pizza-dome:

theevermysteriousowl:

LOSING MY SHIT

im gunNA VOMIT

anal leakage

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  • people: you just want everything to be gay
  • me: yes
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