those people that u love so much and want to talk to them all the time but u feel like ur annoying them
Chances are that two people who reblogged this were thinking about each other
(Go on FF.net or AO3 for about 5 minutes and:)
EVERYBODY PLEASE I CHALLENGE YOU NOT TO GET A BINGO
*nearby lesbian laughter*
*muffled asexual snickering*
*conflicted pansexual noises*
*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*
HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH
SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.
Now that’s how you get laid boys.
Holy shit that’s awesome.
I want to
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The national geographic one gets me all the time.
The dead people one is freaking weird. I was wondering what was up with those half souls we kept getting
id like to see an english teacher write a successful text post
My sexual orientation is girls who look like they could beat me up and boys who look like they wouldn’t stand a chance
I don’t care what anyone says this is one of the best animated hugs of all time
~ Haruki Murakami
The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle
The longer I watch, the funnier it gets
The last thing I’m going to post/reblog about this issue.
If only more people on tumblr actually believed this. Some of them do, but they don’t act like it.
this is important
i want my otp to
- wear large sweaters
- wear cute cardigans
- eat waffles with fresh strawberries
- eat takeout while cuddling on the couch
- go camping and argue about pitching the tent
- attack each other with their cold hands
- watch terribly campy movies and love them
- be oblivious about dating until they realise it’s the fifth week they’ve shared meals and they’re arguing about a chore wheel